The time that we
Ran around the graveyard
During the witching hour
Only to find demon zombies
And I left my boomstick
In my other
Oldsmobile Delta 88 Royale
The time that we
Planned to crash your
Cousin’s wedding
But got wrong directions
And instead bum rushed the
Occult convention downtown
The time that we
Were searching for
UFOs UAPs
I mean
Lights in the sky
But was told it was
Flares Mothman meteor shower
Just a weather balloon
By everyone else
The time that we
Were hunting ghosts
And got very clear
EVPs near the
High voltage power lines
Spirit box voices near the
Drive-in theater
The time that we–
Watched a lot of
Movies and television
And didn’t want it to end