And so my misadventures in
Guerrilla advertising started with you
You said you were good at
Disseminating information
And so I hired you
To spread my words to the masses
While cult-like status
Has evaded me so far
I cannot complain because
Some are now curious
Some are now interested
And a few even bought a book
I owe you
And I hope you’ll still be around
When the sequel hits the on-demand presses
In the near future–