Mundane

And you asked
Why you?
You don’t daydream
You’d rather read what a friend
Shared on your timeline instead
You don’t get out much anymore
Unless it’s to spend days off
At the lake with family
You don’t think about outer space
And could care less about driver-less cars
Unless one hit you
The only things you
Pass along via social media
Are about missing pets
Or photos about your loved ones–

But all those things
Are what make you
So beautiful

Mythical

The man at the carnival
Said the unicorn was
Overqualified to be a horse

The lady at the zoo
Said they already
Had a centaur

The wild horses said
They had no openings in their team–
“Now please get off our plain”

And so the unicorn
Had to decide
Whether to keep its horn
Hide it
Or cut if off