Before
You didn’t
Care
Whether I was
Here
Or not
But now
You’re telling me
I should
Take a break
Because
I’ve been
Constantly
Using my mouse
Or typing at
The keyboard
For over an hour
Or that
I haven’t used
A USB device
And that
My status is
Away and will
Stay that way
Unless I do
Some computer things–
Should I be
Flattered
Or be
Very afraid?