I had some more guests today
Some punks carrying gadgets
That blinked or beeped
Whenever I was nearby
At certain rooms of my home
They would stop and ask questions
While playing a recording device
For kicks I try to give answers
With odd results
Sometimes when they play back what was recorded
They sometimes act as if they heard what I said
Most of the time what is played back
Was never what I said in the first place
One of them asked
If you’re here say something
So I said
Everlasting peace to you
And the recorder playback said
Everest pete too
And the punks exclaimed
It said
Eff you peeps!
Jeez these ghost hunters
Are so gullible
The Space Between Me and You 