Day: December 3, 2025

My current hypothesis
Just as verifiable as
String theory
Is that you’ll
Fall in love with me
Once you realize
How great a person I am
Full of witty intellect
Introverted charm
Inspiring yet
Subtle bravado
When compared to
The other shallow
Sport-obsessed brutes
Populating the
Mad max hellscape–
Soon you’ll be mine!