No win

If I show interest
If I ignore
If I leave too soon
If I never leave
If I use bland words
If I use iambic pentameter
If I laugh at everything you say
If I wince at your foul humor
If I mindlessly scribble
If I draw a map of the universe
If I act like a kid
If I act like an adult
If I try to explain why
If I do not explain anything whatsoever–
I’m damned if I do enough
I’m damned if I do too much
I’m damned if I do nothing at all