Let me count the ways–
1. Promised me a rose garden
2. Wrote me a poem (that rhymes)
3. Sang me a song (while playing a guitar)
4. Walked 1000 miles to my doorstep
5. Caught a hockey puck shot into the crowd
6. Bolted a new desk fan to my desk when you found out someone had stolen mine
7. Hung out in front of a public bathroom wearing a turkey costume
You did all that
To win my heart?
You’re trying too hard
Let me count the ways–
1. Kick stuffed animals
2. Pass out candy canes dipped in vinegar
3. Sabotage a water gun fight with sour milk
4. Superglue the tabs of soda cans so they can’t be opened
5. Swap the chocolates in a box with chocolate covered beetles
6. Hide my desk fan during the summer then gift it to me during the company Christmas party
7. Hang out in front of a public bathroom wearing a turkey costume
You did all that
Just to get back at me?
You need to try harder
The Space Between Me and You 