Dish served cold

Let me count the ways–
1. Kick stuffed animals
2. Pass out candy canes dipped in vinegar
3. Sabotage a water gun fight with sour milk
4. Superglue the tabs of soda cans so they can’t be opened
5. Swap the chocolates in a box with chocolate covered beetles
6. Hide my desk fan during the summer then gift it to me during the company Christmas party
7. Hang out in front of a public bathroom wearing a turkey costume

You did all that
Just to get back at me?

You need to try harder