Overkill

Let me count the ways–
1. Promised me a rose garden
2. Wrote me a poem (that rhymes)
3. Sang me a song (while playing a guitar)
4. Walked 1000 miles to my doorstep
5. Caught a hockey puck shot into the crowd
6. Bolted a new desk fan to my desk when you found out someone had stolen mine
7. Hung out in front of a public bathroom wearing a turkey costume

You did all that
To win my heart?

You’re trying too hard